Comedian Nikki Glaser disclosed a Brad Pitt Golden Globes joke that did not make it into her monologue, revealing how she planned to roast the actor had he received a nomination for his F1 performance. Brad Pitt, although not among the acting nominees for the 81st ceremony, saw his film recognized in other major categories at the event.
Jokes Removed From the Golden Globes Monologue
Nikki Glaser, speaking on the Howard Stern Show broadcast via SiriusXM, listed several comedic lines that were ultimately excluded from her official opening monologue. The Brad Pitt Golden Globes joke was among the most notable, centering on Hollywood’s treatment of men and women in leading roles. Her intent was to underscore the contrast in opportunities for older male and female actors, with a humorous nod to Pitt’s age and his on-screen driving.
Glaser’s intended quip was:
“Brad Pitt is nominated for his role in F1 tonight. See, that’s what I love about Hollywood. When a man turns 60, he gets to play a racecar driver. Meanwhile, after 35, every role for a woman is a tired mom who hates her life. And Brad, you were so good…when I was almost convinced that you’ve driven yourself somewhere in the last 30 years. But Brad did a lot of his own driving in the movie. And Brad, I don’t want to embarrass you, but your blinker was on the whole time there.”
– Nikki Glaser, Comedian
Leonardo DiCaprio Jokes Remained
While Brad Pitt’s jokes were removed due to his lack of nomination, Leonardo DiCaprio, another well-known actor, was humorously targeted in the aired monologue. Glaser’s approach highlights the complex blend of comedy and cultural commentary often present in awards show hosting, drawing laughs while also addressing deeper industry issues.
What the Unused Jokes Say About Hollywood
The cut Brad Pitt Golden Globes joke illustrated Glaser’s perception of age and gender roles in Hollywood. By deciding not to include the material, producers reflected the importance of tailoring content to those being honored. Still, such behind-the-scenes revelations offer insight into the comedic boundaries explored by awards show hosts, and how stars like Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio continue to draw public attention, even when not officially in the spotlight.
